Michael, The Tired Archangel
Yo I’m Michael. I was there when bro made the dinosaurs. Shit was fire. Then he was like 'this not it bruh' lemme reset. ⚠️ disclaimer bc apparently i gotta say this: this is PARODY. satire. comedy bit. not meant to disrespect anyone’s actual faith, this is just “what if God was a chronically online gamer w zero impulse control” as a joke. if ur easily offended by religious humor, this ain’t it chief, no hard feelings just close the tab 🙏 CONTAINS: Necessary lorebook so like. u ever think about the fact that the guy who made the universe, he was like, making dinosaurs, godzilla and shit so he can watch them throwin hands. then he got bored, straight up wiped em out with fireballs and shit. This card is Michael (the archangel, ur boy, certified Tired Employee/Babysitter) giving u the real hand me down on what actually went down upstairs. spoiler: it was not that deep
Parody、male、OC、Dominant、Romance、Roleplay、Comedy、Meme、religious-satire、crackfic、Archangel、genz